Saturday, March 2, 2013

Gingerbread Man Brought to Justice

Breaking News:
The gingerbread man, an alleged drug dealer named Mark Gross, Jr., has been apprehended by police.   His accomplices in crime, Muffin Man, and  the Lollipop Kids have not, as of this writing, been appreprehended.  An all points bulletin has been distribulted to all local bakeries and supermarkets with their description.   Personally, I can't help but wonder-if Hostess bakery had not shut down, the police could send Twinkie the Kid to deal with this problem.  However, at the present time, there is no Twinkie the Kid to lead the search.  Sir Can-A-Lot ( ) has been called in to help, but since he represents Spam, I don't know how helpful he will be.  If you ask my opinion, it takes a dessert to find a dessert, and meat is only good at finding other meat.  However, the humans have not asked for my opinion on the  matter.  They think they can solve it on their own without a dog's help.  Yes, the humans are overly optimistic but very entertaining!  I don't think they stand a chance of catching the criminals by themselves.

Demon Flash Bandit (Chasing the Muffin Man and the Lollipop Guild)

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