I'm sure that I'm not the only dog who has wondered, if there is a zombie apocalypse, are there any product on the market that might help a dog (or human) survive? Today I found just such a product on the Internet which will be available on April 1, and at a cost of $40.00 for a 4 ounce bottle. Here is the link for this product:
However, before you start spending your money on this product, my human brother Jeff does not think this product will work. He says that (and this has been shown on the television show, the Walking Dead), that you need to smell like a dead person in order to survive--not just mildew and rotting leaves. I'm not saying this product won't work, but we dogs can help you achieve the smell you need without spending so much of your cash. Just find something dead in the yard, and roll around in it. We dogs have been doing this for years, and not one dog has ever been the victim of a zombie attack. Coincidence? I think not! We dogs are smart enough to understand smells, and we use them when we need to use them.
Demon Flash Bandit (Dog With "Scents")