Spray On Hair or Chia Hair--Which is Best?

Finally, the humans have discovered an answer to an age old problem. When the humans start losing hair, what can they do to make it look like they aren't bald? The humans had to solve this one on their own because dogs usually keep their fur, and even if they don't, they don't tend to worry about it. We know we look good whether we are covered in fur or not. This probably explains why the product I am going to talk about today is definitely the invention of a human and not a dog. Personally, I don't know any dogs who would want to take "credit" for inventing it. That product is Spray On Hair. It comes in different colors and can be purchased through Amazon.com. Spray On Hair is supposed to look like hair and it is removable with shampoo. I think it might not hurt to make sure it isn't removable by plain water or swimming would not be a good idea if you really want to keep the illusion of hair. Personally, this dog would rather see the humans plant chia seeds on their heads to create a head of chia hair. If the humans plants edible plants on their head, then they would always have food when they are hungry. In addition, rabbits would be very friendly if the humans had some tasty greens growing on their heads. I think the product is a bit silly, but I have more than enough fur. In fact, I have so much fur that I shed a lot of it all around the house much to the enjoyment of the humans with whom I live.

Demon Flash Bandit (Discussing a Product)

I'm Not a Chia Dog

Today's topic is chia heads. There have been chia pets around for years. Humans buy them and plant seeds and grow "green plant hair" on the item. Sometimes they are heads, and sometimes they are animals. Today's topic is about the heads. You can buy George Washington, Barack Obama, Abraham Lincoln, or the Statue of Liberty as Chia Heads now. I wonder why no one thought of this idea sooner. I'm sure Washington would be pleased to know that he can now be seen with green hair. Actually, I'm joking. I think Washington would probably be highly upset if he saw green hair on his head. The founding fathers just don't impress me as the kind of men who would have green, pink, purple or blue hair. Maybe I'm wrong, and they sat around wishing their hair could be a cool color like that, but somehow I just don't think they did. I suspect they had more important things on their mind than hair color anyway. I can't even picture modern Barack Obama wanting green hair. Of course, I could get in touch with Bo, the first dog, and ask. I know I always feel better knowing that a dog is in the White House. I can't really see Lincoln wanting green hair either. I wonder--does he grow a green chia beard too? These are the kinds of thoughts that disturb my naps. Also, would the immigrants who came to the shores of New York Harbor feel the same way about being here if they had finally spotted the Statue of Liberty and found that she had green hair? Don't get me wrong--I don't mind chia pets, but I just wonder how I would feel if they came up with a Demon Flash Bandit chia pet that grows "green hair". I happen to look handsome with my black and white fur, and I think I'd prefer to keep the fur.

I have a wonderful announcement to share with my readers. I will soon be posting photos on my blog of my stunt dog double. Yes, folks, I am finally getting a stunt dog to do the things I hate doing--like trying on dog clothing. I am very excited about this new development, and I think my readers will enjoy seeing "me" or "Angel" doing things the humans could never get us to do in the past. Keep watching my blogs for the introduction of this important new dog!

Demon Flash Bandit (Not a Chia Dog)