Paranormal Investigating Dogs Will Make Great Movie!

It looks as if Dark Horse Comics Beasts of Burden is going to be made into a movie. Beasts of Burden is about a group of pets who become paranormal investigators. One of them even looks like a Siberian Husky like myself! When the community of Burden Hill starts experiencing a lot of supernatural occurrences, this leaves the pets to take matters into their own paws and start investigating. I think this has the potential to be a great movie. Of course any movie involving dogs as stars has to be better than the ones that try to star humans.

The BronxZooRhino sent me a photo of himself dressed as a walrus for the Mermaid Parade at Coney Island, New York. He looked very handsome, and I would have not known he was a rhino at all. I told him to be careful sending photos via Twitter. Anyone who reads the news knows that Twitter photos caused Representative Weiner a lot of problems.

The Mermaid Parade isn't the only parade going on today. In the Fremont neighborhood of Seattle, Washington, there is a Fair and Solstice Parade. Seattle is also the site of the Northwest Coffee Festival. Speaking of beverages, Rush Limbaugh is coming out with a new line of tea called Two if by Tea. I'm sure this refers to the tea party movement which is based on the protest against tax on tea back in Colonial times. However, to be historically correct, the Colonials dumped the tea into Boston Harbor in protest so they would not have been buying tea. This is how coffee became the major drink in the United States. This would make that Coffee Festival in Seattle a lot less fun if the Colonials had never dumped the tea into the harbor. It might even be the Tea Festival. Anyway, good luck to Rush on his new project. If it doesn't sell well, perhaps he could change the company to Two if by Coffee.

I hope my readers have a good weekend. Happy Father's Day to all the Fathers!

Demon Flash Bandit ( Hollywood Is Going to the Dogs)

I Want My Own Radio Show!

This dog wants a radio show of my own. I think it is about time I bark my views to the world. I have a good reason that I should have one. If the human, Rush Limbaugh, can have his own show, why do I not have a show of my own? He is always saying something that would be better left unsaid. For example, he is now criticizing Michelle Obama because of her "let's move" campaign. Don't get me wrong-I love junk food myself. I love my Burger King, and believe me, Michelle Obama does not want to tell me I can't have them because I would not take it well. However, it is a good idea to encourage the other humans to eat nutritional foods, and get some exercise. It isn't like she is sending the exercise and tofu police to make sure anyone does it. All the first ladies have some kind of thing they do try to improve things. Lady Bird Johnson was on a campaign to encourage people to "keep America beautiful". As a dog, I think throwing interesting trash out of the car is great, but my dog ancestors did not go after Lady Bird because all the humans have bad taste when it comes to decorating. I might add that I don't have to tell my loyal readers that I don't even like birds! Normally, I wouldn't pay any attention to Limbaugh mainly because I feel he is the ultimate in hypocrisy, yet he loves to accuse everyone else of being a hypocrite. He is for family values, but the last I counted (and this was more than a decade ago), he had been divorced 3 times. He has had a drug problem. Now he is saying Mrs. Obama is too fat--does he not look into a mirror? I happen to be the right size, but my humans could stand to lose some weight so they know it isn't easy, and some thin humans eat lots more than they should. They just have better metabolisms. However, Limbaugh is human, and all the humans have faults. The thing that makes me annoyed with him is that he is so quick to point out the faults of others when he is often worse. To put the words of Jesus into more modern terminology, you should get your own life straightened out before you tell everyone else how to live. It is amazing how little the Conservatives listen to the very religion they claim to believe. With all this in mind, I'm expecting a phone call tomorrow to offer me my own radio show. I think I would be a lot nicer and a lot more entertaining than that clown, Limbaugh. Sorry, I mean no offense to clowns!

Demon Flash Bandit (Waiting for an Offer for My Own Radio Show)

Related News Stories

As I was reading the news today, I ran across two items that are related, but I bet the humans, who lack my intelligence, won't see it until I point it out. This is why I'm writing about it on my blog.

First story:
Rush Limbaugh decided to do an impression of the Chinese President, Hu Jintao. Rush doesn't know how to speak Chinese, but that doesn't stop Rush. I think the media is being a bit hard on him because, I'm actually surprised that Rush didn't do something even worse. If he was a stand up comic, I wouldn't think as much about it, but political commentators should try to act a little more diplomatic. At least that is what this dog thinks.

Second story:
Clay Butler, in California is launching some new marijuana soft drinks. The drinks are called, Doc Weed, Sour Diesel, Grape Ape, Orange Kush, and Canna Cola. This dog isn't planning on trying any of them, but I'm sure there are lots of humans who can't wait to sample them.

Relationship Between the News Items:
This dog thinks that Rush Limbaugh has been sampling the marijuana soft drinks, and this would explain the first story. I have proof of this accusation. I have a receipt from Acme, who is carrying the beverages which was given to me by Wile E. Coyote. I might add that it was hard for him to give it to me because that stupid Roadrunner kept causing him problems.

Demon Flash Bandit (The Truth Behind the News)