Paranormal Investigating Dogs Will Make Great Movie!

It looks as if Dark Horse Comics Beasts of Burden is going to be made into a movie. Beasts of Burden is about a group of pets who become paranormal investigators. One of them even looks like a Siberian Husky like myself! When the community of Burden Hill starts experiencing a lot of supernatural occurrences, this leaves the pets to take matters into their own paws and start investigating. I think this has the potential to be a great movie. Of course any movie involving dogs as stars has to be better than the ones that try to star humans.

The BronxZooRhino sent me a photo of himself dressed as a walrus for the Mermaid Parade at Coney Island, New York. He looked very handsome, and I would have not known he was a rhino at all. I told him to be careful sending photos via Twitter. Anyone who reads the news knows that Twitter photos caused Representative Weiner a lot of problems.

The Mermaid Parade isn't the only parade going on today. In the Fremont neighborhood of Seattle, Washington, there is a Fair and Solstice Parade. Seattle is also the site of the Northwest Coffee Festival. Speaking of beverages, Rush Limbaugh is coming out with a new line of tea called Two if by Tea. I'm sure this refers to the tea party movement which is based on the protest against tax on tea back in Colonial times. However, to be historically correct, the Colonials dumped the tea into Boston Harbor in protest so they would not have been buying tea. This is how coffee became the major drink in the United States. This would make that Coffee Festival in Seattle a lot less fun if the Colonials had never dumped the tea into the harbor. It might even be the Tea Festival. Anyway, good luck to Rush on his new project. If it doesn't sell well, perhaps he could change the company to Two if by Coffee.

I hope my readers have a good weekend. Happy Father's Day to all the Fathers!

Demon Flash Bandit ( Hollywood Is Going to the Dogs)

Trees Being Bothered By Birds

As a dog, I take my job of keeping the forests watered very seriously--as do all my fellow dogs. This is particularly true of dogwood trees. Any tree that wants to be a dog gets special attention from the canines. As I was watering one of the dogwood trees yesterday, I noticed that the dogwood tree, as all other trees, was being annoyed by birds. Birds were sitting on its branches and when I asked the tree if the birds had a deed to the branch, the tree said the bird did not. The birds just take over like the tree branches belong to them without even consulting with a tree estate agent or anything. Meanwhile, the tree just stands there unable to do anything to stop the evil bird from hanging out there or even building a nest on a branch because trees can't move. This is one reason that I, Demon Flash Bandit, have infiltrated Twitter. I wasn't anxious to join a site that has a stupid bird as its logo, but I realized that by being on Twitter, I can be a dog spy in the war against birds. I hope that someday a dogwood tree-or any other tree-can stand proud and not worry about a feathered varmint bothering it. For those of you who want to follow me on Twitter, my Twitter name is DemonFlashHusky. I would also recommend you follow one of my pals, BronxZooRhino. He is a funny guy who thinks that just because the cobra and the peacock have escaped from the Bronx Zoo that he will be able to escape too. Remember, it may say I am posting a tweet, but in my case, it is a howl or bark!

Demon Flash Bandit (Protecting Trees From Birds)