I Had a Napmare About Legends of the Guardians

I usually write my blog earlier in the day, but as the humans say: better late than clever. I know it doesn't make any sense, but how often do the humans make sense? I think they say that because they aren't clever. If they were, they would have never made the movie I wrote about yesterday, Legends of the Guardians. I was having napmares about that movie today. Isn't it bad enough that birds are evil and steal my snow and drop bird bombs on everyone? In the movie, some of them were wearing armor and having sword fights. Do birds really need swords, and who makes them small enough for birds? When a stupid bird swoops down from the sky and stabs a human in the face, maybe then the humans will listen to my warnings. I might add that Legends of the Guardians is no Lord of the Rings no matter how much they use the sword fighting.

For those of you who read the celebrity gossip, don't pay any attention to the story about Ryan Reynolds dating Sandra Bullock. That was made up to sell tabloids. The real story is that Sandra Bullock is dating Keanu Reeves. This comes from a very reliable source. Yes, I dreamed it when I was napping. You can't get any more reliable than that. A dream is right up there with fortune cookies. Speaking of fortune cookies, I would like to eat one now. Those are tasty cookies. I think they are even better than milkbones. I have a box of milkbone in my paws now, and I think it is time for another nap. Did you know that a milkbone box makes a great pillow?

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Legends of the Guardians: Movie Review

Clearly my human has lost her mind-not that it is much of a loss. Yesterday my human rented a movie called Legends of the Guardians. The title sounds okay, but I watched the movie with her, and it is about BIRDS!!!!! My personal enemies and the feathered pests that are trying to take over the world--in a movie which my human was watching. At least it did show how evil the birds are, and that was good. Perhaps the humans will begin to listen to my warnings. It did show some good birds so maybe I've been dealing with the evil ones for so long that I haven't noticed the good ones. However, there aren't a lot of good ones and most are evil so don't be fooled into thinking everything is okay. Birds, for the most part, are still evil creatures who steal my snow, and drop white bird bombs everywhere. They cannot be trusted!

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