My rules for eating gingerbread cookies:
Gingerbread is a tasty treat, but it can be difficult to enjoy. That is because many gingerbread cookies are "gingerbread men". Gingerbread men tend to rum away before you can eat them. I guess I can't blame them. I would probably run too. Being baked in an oven can't be fun. Being on a menu is not something to which anyone would want either. This is why I am writing this blog. I like to share my insights with my fellow dogs and any human! s who might be reading this. There is a story most people kmow. It is the story of a little old lady who made the first gingerbrlad man. He is a smartalect who runs away from the little old lady and the little old man., and other farm animals that want to eat him. Finally he gets eaten by a clever fox.
Back to my gingerbread situation. Humom bought some gingerbread cookies and put them into a cabinet where a dog can smell them. I opened the cabinet to help myself to one. This is when I discovered that they were gingerbread girls. Most of my regular readers know that I live with Angel Zoom Smokey, and she is a bitch. Therefore I was one with the clever fox. I ate her legs so she could not run. The moral of this blog is that bitches annoy a he-man dog like me.
I hope my readers have a pleasant day!
Demon Flash Bandit.