For those of you out there who, like myself have wondered what President Trump would look like without the dead squirrel on his head, you need wonder no more. Now you can own a bust of Donald Trump from the company that brought you chia pets. In fact, there are several other famous busts if you want to start a chia pet collection. If you voted for Trump, having this bust will be the holy grail of chia collectors. Can you imagine attending a Chio Fan convention in the future and have to see that you don't have the most valuable chia ever made- Trump? The chia manufacturers won't guarantee that it will go up in value, but none of the other chias have done so. Meanwhile, you can sit at your dinner table across from Trump, and you can discuss matters of great importance like the proper way to put ketchup on a steak. Here is a link to chia sites.
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