It is time to introduce human culture to my readers. It is far inferior to dog culture, but humans are not advanced enough to understand dog culture. I have chosen to write about Vincent Van Gogh. Vincent came from a long line of taxi drivers, but he decided to follow his heart and became an artist. It caused a lot of friction in his family, but he was determined to follow his own path. He was an impressionist. Impressionists did impressions of famous people while they painted. He painted sunflowers and straw hats. He painted starry nights, but it was no match for Sammy Spaniel's bones on a tray. He is best known because of a accident. He was ahead of his time on body piercing. He overdid it and had no ear left. There are books about him, but thanks to me, you don't need to waste valuable time reading them. You are welcome!
Demon Flash Bandit (Art Expert)