The state of Florida is being overrun by pythons. There are humans that get a Python as a pet. Obviously anyone who thinks a snake makes a good pet needs a therapist. When they tire of the snake, they let him go. Now there are a lot of snakes, and they are annoying the gators there. The gators have complained that the pythons are not paying rent to them. Gators are so angry that they are getting a bit cold blooded about the situation. To show they mean business, some of the pythons have been eaten by gators. Then the gators got really angry when pythons starting rating Gators. Florida is a reptile eat reptile world. I wonder if Gatorland in Orlando will have to add pythons and call it Gatorthonland.
I wonder: since the reports of baby alligators flushed down toilets in NYC must be true since I have heard that many times. The source of the information is a reliable source (a wolf). You have to consider the sources of information. If a squirrel tells you something, don't believe it. Squirrels are jerks. My advice to New Yorkers is to watch for alligators and pythons. It is better to be safe than sorry.
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