My brother, William, thought up a clever joke which I will share.
Question:What do you call a junk yard owned by a dog?
Answer: A boneyard.
Personally, I don't think many dogs would be interested in owning old junk cars. You cannot drive them, and dogs love to drive. The humans know we would be better drivers than them so they won't let us drive legally. The charge, if the dog is caught driving is impersonating a human which is ridiculous. Why would we want to impersonate a lower life form?
On the other paw, if the bonbeyatd was, literally. an area filled with bones, a dog would love that. It would be even better if the bones had some meat on them. I can hear the dog saying Waitress, I will have some barbeque sauce on my ribs. Delicious!!! I need to go get sleep sand dreams about ribs, Bacon, steak.......zzzzzzzzzng,
Demon Flash Bandit (Dog Who Loves Bones)