I have been violated! I went to the dog doctor today, and I was tortured. She thought I was fabric because she was sticking needles in me. She stole my blood. I told her I need that blood. My theory is that she is planning to clone a superdog. From my blood. I can:t blame her. I am an awesome dog. She a!so clipped my nails. Thank dog the humans did not authorize painting them. The doctor said I look good. Yeah, humom paid her for that. My humans know I look good. They could have bought me a lot of cool stuff. I think they should have paid me to make an appearance. By the way, 4 humans accompanied me to the df., I like to travel with an entourage. If is an expected part of being a celebrity dog.
Demon Flash Bandit (Patient)
I like travelin wif an on-tour-age too.
ReplyDeleteHmmm, only one peep goes with me to *that* place...I shall have to see what I can do to change this for the better.
ReplyDeleteI need my nails fur digging duty so they had best not try that clipping junk on me...