Restaurants do not Deserve 5 Stars

Every dog gets in the mood to brush off his fur, and go out for a nice dinner.  Last night I was in that kind of mood myself.  I told humom to make reservations for Angel and myself so that we could enjoy an excellent repast.  Normally, I am very happy eating Burger King Whoppers or a double burger from Wendys.  All of the restaurants humom called said the FDA has rules about feeding dogs.  Why would the Federal Dogfeeding Association be against feeding dogs?    I.wrote my congressdog to complain.  When they discriminate against dogs, they do not deserve the 5 star rating.  I.need to report them to Chef Ramsey.  They are truly Kitchen Nightmares



Demon Flash Bandit (Restaurant Critic)
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