Falling in love: an Act of Treason

Birds do it. Bees do it.  Even educated flees do it.
Let's do it.  Let's fall in love.

This is the kind of song that is dangerous because it sounds like such an innocent little song that However, because dogs are much better at sniffing out problems, they can't fool my special panel of dogs which I head..mAs soon as I heard this song for the first time that I called an emergency meeting.  All the dogs voted unanimously that singing it is a threat to life as we know it
Lets examine the lyrics.  Birds and bees fall  in love. Birds, bees, and fleas are  small but they cause a lot of trouble.  Why are the humans educating the fleas?  No wonder the humans complain about paying taxes.  Humans need to charge the fleas with treason and thereafter birds and bees can be be tried on the same charge.

Demon Flash Bandit  (Very Important Puppy)

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