As usual, I am receiving many inquiries about the war in Afghanistan or wherever our troops are at the moment. I don't really see the need in humans fighting other humans when that fire power could be better used to kill birds! Once I am Preident, the war of bird aggression will begin. Personally, I am okay with squirrels, but if dogs of the terrier persuasion
want to chase squirrels, I am okay with it.
I plan to put General Fuzzybutt the cat in charge of the artillery. Those cats show no mercy. Cats hate birds as much as I do. It is a battlefield promotion for Fuzzybutt.
Demon Flash Bandit ( Birds Are Evil)