I am taking my brother William to court for slander. I overheard him telling other humans that Dr Demon Flash Bandit prescribes frequent baths! This dog thinks baths are inhumane, and lead to injuries like falling in the bathtub. This dog does not now nor will I ever prescribe a bath. I'm a good Dr. Not a quack. I plan to sue for a truck load of Dingo bones.
Dr. Demon Flash Bandit (Good Doctor)