I have been unable to write because I've had a hurt paw. Don't worry about me. It is caused by allergies, and the humans have already given me medicine for it. To make me feel better, humom got me a new toy. The new toy is so cool. It is a fire hydrant puzzle with a squeaky dog and a bone attached to it
It always makes a hurt feel better when I get a new toy. I wonder why more veterinarians don't prescribe toys. It would make them very popular with their canine patients.
I was watching the television program, Pioneer Woman, on the Food Network.. The hostess of the shiow is a blogger who shares recipes on her program. I think that a dog who writes blogs should get a lot more attention than a human blogger. Therefore, I think I should have my own televised program. The Food Channel would work out great for me. The humans can watch me eat. I can't think of a program that would be more intetesting to a human than one with me as the star!
Demon Flash Bandit (Future Star)