Normally I'm a dog who doesn't think that dogs or humans need to carry a gun wherever they go. However, after the bird attacked my hu--brother, I have changed my thinking on the subject. I never wanted to declare an out and out war, but sometimes in the course of doggy events, war is necessary. As if it isn't bad enough that the bird is living in MY territory without my permission, that bird has not paid the rent invoices I've been sending her. I know it is a female bird because she laid eggs in the nest which hatched into baby evil creatures. Personally, I think the reason Yosemite Sam always carried 2 guns with him was to shoot Yosemite birds.
Angel Zoom Smokey brought up an interesting point. If you want females to have guns, they need to be fashionable. A female dog does not want to carry a gun that clashes with her leash and collar. Most guns are black, and a girl wants something more colorful. I checked the Internet, and you can get guns in different colors--pink, blue, red, etc. The girls can do their part to help kill birds, and still be fashionable!
Demon Flash Bandit (Fasionable Guns for Women