Then I came inside, and I was reading in the Washington Post on my Kindle Fire. There was an article about the Kremlin being sttacked by crows. I don't think this is a mere coincidence. However, I'm sure that is what the birds want you to think. A bird attacks me here in the Umited States, and a flock of the little varmints are attacking Russia. The birds are destroying the facade of the Kremlin. It is time for us dogs to join with cats to protect our humans from those feathered scum--birds!
Demon Flash Bandit (Declaring War On Birds)