As you can see from the photo, Angel Zoom Smokey has been busy doing a photoshoot. I think the best part of the photo is the bacon, and I think most dogs would agree with me on that point. I just hope she doesn't let this go to her head. If you ask my opinion, she is already full of herself! In case you are wondering why I didn't do a photoshoot myself, I feel it is beneath a presidential candidate to appear on the cover of such a magazine, and my klondike bar is too big to fit on the cover of the magazine anyway.
Be sure and stay posted for the merchandising of this cover. Guess who came up with that idea! I am going to have to move dingo bones out of the way when I go to pee because I think I will make a lot of money for this She has no idea that I will be making money on this. If I tell her I might have to share, and I prefer to keep all bones for myself!
Demon Flash Bandit (Soon to Be Billionaire Bone Dog)