There is a news item on the Internet today that is just yelling out for a blog by Demon Flash Bandit (yeah, me). Here is the link for those who want to read the details:
A man in Iowa was fired because he had a problem getting the candy bar which he had paid for to get out of the stupid vending machine. He used a forklift to lift the machine and get his candy to come out to him. He was not only fired, but he was refused unemployment benefits. How heartless is a society that does not consider a machine stealing one's candy to be at fault? I think they should have arrested that machine and sent it to a machine cemetery. No wonder machines continue to steal from the humans (and dogs). They punish the wrong party. I say that machine should be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law--whatever that means.
Demon Flash Bandit (Machines Can be Thieves)