There is a news item on the Internet today that is just yelling out for a blog by Demon Flash Bandit (yeah, me). Here is the link for those who want to read the details:
http://news.msn.com/offbeat/iowan-fired-for-using-forklift-on-candy-machine
A man in Iowa was fired because he had a problem getting the candy bar which he had paid for to get out of the stupid vending machine. He used a forklift to lift the machine and get his candy to come out to him. He was not only fired, but he was refused unemployment benefits. How heartless is a society that does not consider a machine stealing one's candy to be at fault? I think they should have arrested that machine and sent it to a machine cemetery. No wonder machines continue to steal from the humans (and dogs). They punish the wrong party. I say that machine should be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law--whatever that means.
Demon Flash Bandit (Machines Can be Thieves)
BOL!!! I think he should have been given an award fur figgerin' out how to get his candy bar!
ReplyDeleteBOL! He should get an award!
ReplyDeleteAt momma's old work, sometimes da machine gave her 2 bags of cheetoes instead of one. Guess who never got to see dose cheetos . . . yep, she never brought none home for me.
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