I think it is about time all the dogs who read my blog will learn just how wonderful I am--like there was any doubt. When Mommy cleaned out Daddy's closet, I claimed it as mine. Mommy put a doggy bed for me in there, and I loved my area. However, Angel Zoom Smokey, the husky who also lives in this house, has been claiming my area as her own. Did I fight with her or even bark at her? No, I did not. I let her use my cave, and I have been sleeping on her bed. I think this proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that I am a wonderful dog, and Angel Zoom Smokey is lucky to live with such a sweetheart! By the way, I did have my human hang a sign on the knob of the closet when Angel moved in. It says, "wipe your paws". If I get the cave back, I don't want it to have muddy pawprints all over!
Demon Flash Bandit (Ceding Dog Cave)
Monday, February 24, 2014
Sunday, February 23, 2014
Movie Review: The Lego Movie
Despite the lack of dogs in this movie, I am still giving it a good review. I know that most of you are thinking, are you sure? How can it be good without a dog? I know it is hard to believe, but it is true. The movie stars a bunch of toy Legos. The topic of this movie is one that the humans face far too much in life. Should everything be orderly and neat or should there be complete chaos? It may be nice to have everything in life neat and in order, but sometimes the nicest things happen when life is allowed to become a bit more chaotic. The movie has a nice ending, and next Lego movie is already in the works. I give this movie 4 paws up, some tail wags, a lot of slobbery doggy kisses, and a happy doggy dance! On the human scale, I give this movie a 9 out of 10.
Demon Flash Bandit (Movie Critic)
Demon Flash Bandit (Movie Critic)
Friday, February 21, 2014
Bad Vending Machine!
There is a news item on the Internet today that is just yelling out for a blog by Demon Flash Bandit (yeah, me). Here is the link for those who want to read the details:
http://news.msn.com/offbeat/iowan-fired-for-using-forklift-on-candy-machine
A man in Iowa was fired because he had a problem getting the candy bar which he had paid for to get out of the stupid vending machine. He used a forklift to lift the machine and get his candy to come out to him. He was not only fired, but he was refused unemployment benefits. How heartless is a society that does not consider a machine stealing one's candy to be at fault? I think they should have arrested that machine and sent it to a machine cemetery. No wonder machines continue to steal from the humans (and dogs). They punish the wrong party. I say that machine should be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law--whatever that means.
Demon Flash Bandit (Machines Can be Thieves)
http://news.msn.com/offbeat/iowan-fired-for-using-forklift-on-candy-machine
A man in Iowa was fired because he had a problem getting the candy bar which he had paid for to get out of the stupid vending machine. He used a forklift to lift the machine and get his candy to come out to him. He was not only fired, but he was refused unemployment benefits. How heartless is a society that does not consider a machine stealing one's candy to be at fault? I think they should have arrested that machine and sent it to a machine cemetery. No wonder machines continue to steal from the humans (and dogs). They punish the wrong party. I say that machine should be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law--whatever that means.
Demon Flash Bandit (Machines Can be Thieves)
Thursday, February 20, 2014
Dogs Deserve the Best
Since I have been unable to write for several days, I have been saving this topic that I think every dog needs to know about. That is the recent photo published of Bo and Sunny Obama, first dogs, who are eating their dinner off White House china and crystal. They are sitting at the White House table where the state dinners are held. Here is a link for those who want to see the photo:
http://joemygod.blogspot.com/2014/02/teabaggers-attack-photo-of-wh-dogs.html#disqus_thread
As you can see, the photo is adorable, but there are humans criticizing the photo, and comparing the Obamas to Marie Antoinette. This is the most ridiculous attack on dogs since the Russian revolution when most of the Siberian huskies were killed because they were considered a sign of affluence. Why is it that humans are always getting animals involved in their silly political arguments? Believe me, I've talked to many horses who aren't happy that their ancestors were forced into a bunch of silly wars because the humans can't seem to get along with each other. How many innocent horses have died throughout history because of the humans?
The china was not purchased for the dogs although, if you ask my opinion, and that of my humans, many of the humans who are invited to state dinners are not as worthy of eating off of china compared to the dogs. Having the dogs eat out of dog bowls would not create any new jobs or help the poor eat better. In fact, for those on"food stamps" it is the other party that wanted to cut down on the amount of food stamps the humans get. I know because I have read it in the news. However, the thing that riles this dog is that a cute photo gets so much reaction from the opposition. Have they nothing better to criticize? I feel sure that Bo and Sunny are helping the country go in the right direction. I always feel better when there is a dog in the White House. I maintain that Clinton would not have had near the criticism when he was in office if he had not gotten Socks the cat. A cat in the White House is never a good idea. I would understand if the humans got upset over cats eating out of White House china. That would not be a cute photo, but a disgusting one. By the way, for humans like my Granddaddy who thought that dogs do not belong in the house (thank dog, my Mommy didn't listen), china can be washed, and reused. It isn't like they are going to throw it away. My own humans don't really care if they eat from china or not. Mommy got a service for 6 of Noritake china back in 1976 when she and Daddy got married. It was never used. My humans are like us dogs. They are more interested in the food on the plate and not the plate itself. However, I would love it if the humans would make special doggy plates out of rawhide so that I could eat the plate after I eat the food!
Demon Flash Bandit (Bo and Sunny Should Eat From Fine China)
http://joemygod.blogspot.com/2014/02/teabaggers-attack-photo-of-wh-dogs.html#disqus_thread
As you can see, the photo is adorable, but there are humans criticizing the photo, and comparing the Obamas to Marie Antoinette. This is the most ridiculous attack on dogs since the Russian revolution when most of the Siberian huskies were killed because they were considered a sign of affluence. Why is it that humans are always getting animals involved in their silly political arguments? Believe me, I've talked to many horses who aren't happy that their ancestors were forced into a bunch of silly wars because the humans can't seem to get along with each other. How many innocent horses have died throughout history because of the humans?
The china was not purchased for the dogs although, if you ask my opinion, and that of my humans, many of the humans who are invited to state dinners are not as worthy of eating off of china compared to the dogs. Having the dogs eat out of dog bowls would not create any new jobs or help the poor eat better. In fact, for those on"food stamps" it is the other party that wanted to cut down on the amount of food stamps the humans get. I know because I have read it in the news. However, the thing that riles this dog is that a cute photo gets so much reaction from the opposition. Have they nothing better to criticize? I feel sure that Bo and Sunny are helping the country go in the right direction. I always feel better when there is a dog in the White House. I maintain that Clinton would not have had near the criticism when he was in office if he had not gotten Socks the cat. A cat in the White House is never a good idea. I would understand if the humans got upset over cats eating out of White House china. That would not be a cute photo, but a disgusting one. By the way, for humans like my Granddaddy who thought that dogs do not belong in the house (thank dog, my Mommy didn't listen), china can be washed, and reused. It isn't like they are going to throw it away. My own humans don't really care if they eat from china or not. Mommy got a service for 6 of Noritake china back in 1976 when she and Daddy got married. It was never used. My humans are like us dogs. They are more interested in the food on the plate and not the plate itself. However, I would love it if the humans would make special doggy plates out of rawhide so that I could eat the plate after I eat the food!
Demon Flash Bandit (Bo and Sunny Should Eat From Fine China)
Wednesday, February 19, 2014
Angry Alligators!
I'm sorry I haven't written, but I have been experiencing Internet problems. I've mentioned this before, but I do think that AT&T has been taken over by birds, and it is a vast conspiracy against having this dog speak out against the little feathered varmints. Is a dog going to have to switch Internet providers in order to continue barking about their evilness?
On the subject of conspiracies, I have been watching Conspiracy Theories with Jesse Ventura. I love that program and so do my humans. Evidently, the program has been cancelled which annoys this dog. I suppose Ventura was getting a bit too close to the truth on some of his programs. The truth really annoys the humans who are trying to get by with stuff. I don't always agree with the conspiracies even though I may like the idea. For example, there is one in which they delve into the idea that all the royal families of Europe and even some of our U.S. Presidents have reptilian ancestry. Although I do think it would be funny for the British royal family to have that kind of ancestry, I really don't think they are because, if they did, I think they would be smarter and better looking. Actually, I did not get the impression that Ventura thought it was a valid conspiracy, but he checks them out if they are reasonable or unreasonable. One of the shows that I think he got wrong was the one on 9/11. I wasn't born when it happened, but from the time I was old enough to learn of it, I have thought that it was done by birds who high-jacked an airplane. Birds are evil and are not to be trusted. If only Ventura had delved into the high-jacking bird plot. That is why birds get by with so much. They are good at fooling the humans. By the way, I've heard there is a class action lawsuit being brought by a bunch of alligators who are mad that they are being linked to the royal family and other politicians.
Demon Flash Bandit (Dog Sharing Ideas)
On the subject of conspiracies, I have been watching Conspiracy Theories with Jesse Ventura. I love that program and so do my humans. Evidently, the program has been cancelled which annoys this dog. I suppose Ventura was getting a bit too close to the truth on some of his programs. The truth really annoys the humans who are trying to get by with stuff. I don't always agree with the conspiracies even though I may like the idea. For example, there is one in which they delve into the idea that all the royal families of Europe and even some of our U.S. Presidents have reptilian ancestry. Although I do think it would be funny for the British royal family to have that kind of ancestry, I really don't think they are because, if they did, I think they would be smarter and better looking. Actually, I did not get the impression that Ventura thought it was a valid conspiracy, but he checks them out if they are reasonable or unreasonable. One of the shows that I think he got wrong was the one on 9/11. I wasn't born when it happened, but from the time I was old enough to learn of it, I have thought that it was done by birds who high-jacked an airplane. Birds are evil and are not to be trusted. If only Ventura had delved into the high-jacking bird plot. That is why birds get by with so much. They are good at fooling the humans. By the way, I've heard there is a class action lawsuit being brought by a bunch of alligators who are mad that they are being linked to the royal family and other politicians.
Demon Flash Bandit (Dog Sharing Ideas)
Thursday, February 13, 2014
I'm not Watching the Winter Olympics
Herro. That is how Angel Zoom Smokey and myself say hello. We have a problem pronouncing our L's. I'm sorry about not writing for a couple of days, but my Internet service keeps giving trouble. I told Mommy it is time to change providers because, evidently, AT&T is run by birds who are trying to keep this dog from writing. I think this "bird conspiracy" is not getting enough attention from the media.
I want to share a cute commercial video about a family of dogs called the Barkleys. I am not endorsing the car company, but I love the commercial. Here is the link:
http://myfox8.com/2014/02/09/suburu-ad-campaign-features-driving-dogs/
The Winter Olympics are happening now, and I have not been watching the games. I like winter, but I don't really enjoy watching the humans on snow and ice. I love the humans, but most of the time, they aren't that interesting to watch. The humans are mainly interesting to a dog when they have food for us in their hands or they are about to give us a tummy rub.
Demon Flash Bandit (Not Watching Winter Olympics)
I want to share a cute commercial video about a family of dogs called the Barkleys. I am not endorsing the car company, but I love the commercial. Here is the link:
http://myfox8.com/2014/02/09/suburu-ad-campaign-features-driving-dogs/
The Winter Olympics are happening now, and I have not been watching the games. I like winter, but I don't really enjoy watching the humans on snow and ice. I love the humans, but most of the time, they aren't that interesting to watch. The humans are mainly interesting to a dog when they have food for us in their hands or they are about to give us a tummy rub.
Demon Flash Bandit (Not Watching Winter Olympics)
Sunday, February 9, 2014
I Like Happy Hips
Mommy bought me a new treat which I am going to tell all you dogs about in case you want to try it too. The item is called Happy Hips, and it is salmon jerky for dogs. It has no added hormones, antibiotics, fillers, and byproducts. Mommy purchased this product at Target, and it is supposed to be good for us dogs to maintain healthy joints. I think this product was mis-named since it may make hips happy, but it made my mouth really happy. It is delicious. The package says that a dog should have only two treats a day. Isn't it great that most dogs can't read? LOL I think you should send your humans out now to buy this product because I recommend it highly!
Demon Flash Bandit (Product Reviewer)
Demon Flash Bandit (Product Reviewer)
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