Showing posts with label naptime. Show all posts
Showing posts with label naptime. Show all posts

Saturday, June 16, 2012

My Humans Aren't Rich or Famous

My humans are neither rich nor famous so I am not among the pets who live a luxurious lifestyle. I can't even get my humans to spring for the fish tank toilet I suggested in my blog of a couple of days ago. However, I do love my humans anyway. I do think that they could work a bit harder at becoming rich and famous so that I, Demon Flash Bandit, could live a more interesting lifestyle, but I have to remember--they are humans and I can't expect too much from them. It isn't like they are dogs! For those who would like to read about pets who have rich, and/or famous humans and have more fun than me, here is a link:
http://www.petsbest.com/pet-insurance-articles/rich-and-famous-pets

Of course, since one of my favorite hobbies is napping, I don't think it matters if my humans are rich and/or famous. Naptime is about the same no matter what your economic status.

Demon Flash Bandit (Dog Whose Humans Aren't Rich or Famous)

Monday, June 4, 2012

Dogs at the United Nations

I have some good news to report today. I have a link to share with my readers about a group of dogs who took over the United Nations. This dog will rest easier at naptime knowing that dogs are taking care of the major world decisions. Look what happens when you leave things to the humans--they invent ways to blow up the planet! I don't happen to think that blowing up planet Earth is a particularly good idea. Even birds who want to take over don't want to destroy the planet completely. They just want to run it themselves. Here is the link:
http://now.msn.com/now/0603-dog-united-nations.aspx
I might add that the dogs look a lot cuter than the delegates who are human--not that I mean any insult to the humans, but dogs just happen to be a lot cuter than humans.

Since I have written about the zombie news stories in the past week, I have a link to share for those who want to read more about zombies. Here it is:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/06/03/zombie-apocalypse-after-g_n_1566257.html
Whether these are actual zombies or just really "sick" humans, I don't think that zombie insurance I mentioned is a bad idea. I wonder....are the dogs meeting at the United Nations to try to stop the zombies? It makes sense that the humans would turn to an animal with superior intelligence in that situation: DOGS!!!

Demon Flash Bandit (Dogs Take Over United Nations)