Movie Review: The Furriest Tail of Demon Flash Bandit

Today I am going to do a movie review of the movie, The Furriest Tail of Demon Flash Bandit. This movie is, paws down, one of the best movies I have ever seen. In this movie, you get to see my tail in all its beauty and glory. You see it wag, you see it still, you see it held high. The movie is a 5 hour masterpiece which will make all other movies look bad by comparison. This movie stars Demon Flash Bandit, and is written by Demon Flash Bandit. The producer is Demon Flash Bandit and the stunt dog is Phantom Fast Snowman. The movie starts with me admiring my tail in the mirror. It is truly a stunning tail, and the movie goers who have seen it agree with my review. The New York News said, "this is the movie of all ages...a must see!. Sasster and Ebark give it 4 paws up and they said, "we never knew a tail could be so lovely. Gene Sassket said, "this is the movie I have waited to see for my entire life. I watched it and I wanted to watch it again...this is what the Los Angeles reviewer had to say about the movie: GREAT!!! King Frederic Tickleberry, the esteemed movie reviewer in London gave it 17 thumbs up. However, you are here on my blog to see what I have to say, and I give this movie 4 paws up, kisses, a 30 minute tail wag, a high 5 with all 4 paws, and more. I just can't say enough good things about this movie. Demon Flash Bandit, who is new to the big screen, does an fantastic job in this movie. I think he should win a Best Actor Oscar for his performance. I hope I will be seeing more of this young dog in the future. He is so handsome that he can keep audiences happy just looking at him. I think that, if the stuidos have any sense, they will be casting him in many, many more movies in the future. This movie gets a 25,000,000,000out of 10 on the human movie rating scale which means it is the best movie ever made. Be sure and see it when it comes to your local theatre.

Demon Flash Bandit (Movie Review: The Furriest Tail of Demon Flash Bandit)

Uggie the Dog Wins Oscar for Best Actor!

The Oscar awards were last night, and as usual, I did not watch the show. I have better things to do, and very often, the movies that win awards are not always ones I even particularly liked. However, from the Internet news this morning, I see that this year the Oscars have finally been chosen wisely. The Artist has captured a lot of Oscars. I have to admit that I have not seen The Artist yet, but I know that Uggie, the dog was the star so I was finally glad to see a dog win the Oscar for best actor. My humans said I should check the list of winners, but that would be a waste of my time....I know Uggie won. I even saw a photo of him at the ceremony wearing a gold bone. Yes, Uggie has finally won an Oscar for all the dogs who have gone before him that should have won an Oscar, but didn't...Uggie is our hero!!! I went to the imdb.com, and I was very annoyed to see that the credits didn't even list Uggie, but I know that is going to change in future movies. The dogs will be in the credits because they are probably the ones who will win the Oscars. Conpawtulations Uggie! You are one special Jack Russell Terrier! Since this is such big news, I am going to share the story, and the photo of Uggie wearing his gold bone to the event.
http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/uggie-the-dog-2012272

Demon Flash Bandit (Glad to See a Dog Win Best Actor Oscar)