My humom bought a new desk top computer. Her laptop died, and William talked her into getting a desk top. He hooked it up to the television to create a media center. Now humom needs to get a wireless keyboard and mouse. Humom can't get around good so she can't use the wired one that came with the computer. My humans just throw the money away. I can't believe they would spend money on a wireless mouse when I have seen wireless mice running around outside. In my continuing mission to help my humans, I went outside to find a mouse. The mice must have been warned because I couldn't smell any in the yard so I asked some chipmunks, but I couldn't use any torture to get them to sing about the mice. Besides. I got sidetracked listening to them sing They are almost as good as Alvin and the Chipmunks. By the wsy Alvin is also a chipmumk. After the musical interlude, it was time to go back inside. Next time I go out, I am going to ask the beavers. I don't ask the squirrels becaise they ate forgetful. They can never remember where they put their scorns. I wonder how they have survived as a species Forgetting is not goof for survival.
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