For those of you who are wondering what I did today, I napped and I watched TV. TV was boring. I have to admit I napped more than I watched TV. That is because the humans chose the programming, and it was not at all interesting. The program on Big Foot was obviously the work of humans. They were hunting for the big furry guy and found no proof of his or her existence. I got on the Internet and solved the problem in 10 minutes. A man in Venezuela who wears size 26 shoes has the world's biggest feet.. It takes a dog to solve problems for the humans. Then they watched a show about Chinese history, but some people in China eat dogs so I took a nap in protest of that practice. Finally they switched to Paw Patrol and teruns of Sledgehammer. I like Sledgehammer. A cop who talks to his gun is interesting. He needs a dog.
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