Breaking news: President Trump has been rushed to the hospital at Andrews AFB. I am here at the hospital to get the latest news, I will interview the doctor who treated him. Doctor Dooittle.
Me: Hello Dr. Doolittle. What news can you share with us about the president's condition?
Dr: He had to be treated for hand strain. He signed so many executive orders that his hand started hurting. His hands are incredibly small. He is resting comfortably. He should be okay in a couple of weeks. He should be able to sign more executive orders again.
Me: Thank you for your time.
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