Monday, January 2, 2017

Johnny Appleseed and Rover McBaconseed

I always enjoy writing about history, and today is no exception.  Many Americans have heard the legendary story of Johnny Appleseed.  He was a real man who planted apple trees in Pennsylvania, Ohio, and Indiana.  His name was Johnny Chapman, and he made a living selling the trees he planted to settlers to that area.  As every dog knows, the humans get all the media attention.  How !any people know about the legendary dog, Rover McBaconseed? Much like Johnny Appleseed, Rover traveled  around the country planting bacon seeds.  I am quite sure that the sceptics who read this will say bacon doesn't have seeds, but Rover had magical seeds that would grow into bacon trees.  He wanted to make sure that there would be plenty of bacon trees for other dogs as well as for himself. The Bacon trees grew and grew.  Dogs still enjoy the meat from the bacon tree.  To this day, dogs  still dig up their yards looking for Bacon seeds.  In the future, I hope the humans van now understand why their dogs sre digging so many holes.  Those Bacon seeds are worth their weight in Milkbones..

Demon Flash Bandit (History Buff)


  1. And what about the Spaghetti tree that the meatballs helped plant and grow.
    Remember the song?? On top of Spaghetti, all covered with cheese...
    Wow, meatballs and cheese...and add some bacon...Perfect!!