Tuesday, January 3, 2017

Demon's Household Hints

Today I have made a list of household chores done the dog way.  A dog's cleaning methods are easier and superior to human methods.  Let's start with windows.  A curtain or blinds is called a window covering for a reason.  If a window is covered, no one can see that the window is dirty.  That one is so simple, I thought I might not have to tell the humans.  Of course, I was wrong.  Humans just don't think properly.

If you follow your dog's example and lick your plate clean, that is one less chore to do.  Vacuuming is a waste of time and energy.  You will just end up vacuuming again in 6 or 7 months.  The same is true for making the bed.  It is wiser to take a nap. I am sure the dogs reading this will know what I mean.

Demon Flash Bandit (Helpful Dog)