Today I have made a list of household chores done the dog way. A dog's cleaning methods are easier and superior to human methods. Let's start with windows. A curtain or blinds is called a window covering for a reason. If a window is covered, no one can see that the window is dirty. That one is so simple, I thought I might not have to tell the humans. Of course, I was wrong. Humans just don't think properly.
If you follow your dog's example and lick your plate clean, that is one less chore to do. Vacuuming is a waste of time and energy. You will just end up vacuuming again in 6 or 7 months. The same is true for making the bed. It is wiser to take a nap. I am sure the dogs reading this will know what I mean.
Demon Flash Bandit (Helpful Dog)