Sometimes even a macho dog like myself feels the mood for romance. Coincidentally, Sweetest Day arrived so I was ready for it. Luckily I know how to have romance without spending a fortune. One of mom's drapes makes a lovely tablecloth. I am sure mom doesn't mind. I fashioned my shedded fur into a lovely squirrel centerpiece. A couple of empty vegetable cans make lovely candlesticks, and can also be used as a vase for flowers. Again, your human won't mind you taking some from her flower garden. I got some fancy disposable plates from the garbage. Needless to say, Angel Zoom Smokey was impressed with my sophisticated entertainment. Did I mention that I was playing music from the Howling Huskies in the background?
Demon Flash Bandit (Sophisticated Dog)