I have been "pawrusing" some of those magazines that have all the fabulous homes, This is when I realized that the house I am living in is not up to par (golf term: not up to partying). I don't know what my humans ate doing with their money, but the house I am living in is not fabulous. It is just a modest middle class house, and my humans seem happy with it. However, I don't think it is good enough for a dog of my station in life. I love my humans so I have offered them a compromise. They can build on a big room with an ice rink for Angel and me. We would both be happy with that addition, and it should cost no more than $50,000. That seems to be a fair compromise to us.
Demon Flash Bandit (I Love Ice)