Imagine my annoyance to find out that the FBI (Feline Bureau of Investigation) has released my emails. I can assure the voters that there is nothing in those emails that I am trying to hide because I am a good boy. My humans will vouche for me. They always tell me I'm a good boy. However, as usual, cats are troublemakers who cannot be trusted. I promise that no information on my emails will any way effect the war on terrorist birds. The cats waited until the last of the campaign so the voters would not have time to find out what is in them. This is why humans never call male cats good boys!
Demon Flash Bandit (Good Boy)