How many human puppies have had adults tell them to be good or the boogie man will get them? The Boogie Man likes to hide and sneak away with a child. The child is never seen again so I assume the Boogie Man eats them. I heard a sound under humom's bed so I decided to see if the Boogie Man was hiding under her bed. Imagine my surprise when I saw Angel Zoom Smokey boogying under the bed. She was dancing so enthusiastically. Imagine my surprise when the Boogie Man turned out to be a dog. In the future, I will use the correct name: Boogie Dog. Children, you don't have to be afraid. The Boogie Man isn't a monster, he is a dancing dog.
Demoln Flash Bandit (uncovering Truth About the Boogie Man)