As my regular readers already know, I am not a fan of birds. In fact, I have made the statement many times that all birds should die. My Humom does not agree with me on this point. She actually likes birds, like most humans. I love her, but let's face it; no matter how much we dogs love our humans, they are stupid. Even Mom has to admit that birds can be a pain at times. She has a plastic pink flamingo on the porch. Doesn't everyone? From what I understand, a plastic flamingo on a porch or in a yard just shouts class. At least that is what the humans think. Personally, I'm not so sure about that, but I do know that well placed dog art makes a yard look great--and most of the humans don't agree and go around picking up the dog poop that dogs so lovingly place in the yard. However, this is not a blog about tasteful lawn decorations, it is about how annoying the birds around here are. The local birds have pooped on the pink flamingo which makes the flamingo disgusting. I can understand if it were a statue of a dog or cat they are pooping on, but to do it to one of their own kind shows just how disgusting birds can be. They should all die--so says Demon Flash Bandit!
Demon Flash Bandit (Dog Who Lives With "Classy" Pink Flamingo)