I was unable to write yesterday thanks to the "bird conspiracy", but since I have already written about their vast conspiracy to silence this dog's barking, I will move onto another subject today. What will that subject be, you are probably asking yourself. Today's subject is, why do the humans always throw the most interesting things in the house away? Do the humans realize how hard it is for the "family dog" to sit back and watch the humans put treasures such as used Kleenex and chicken bones in the trash! The humans even throw food away that many dogs would love to sink their teeth into. How does a dog stop this silliness? The dogs need to keep an ever vigilant eye on the garbage, and rescue anything interesting. It is what I do in my spare time. A dog's work is never done!
Demon Flash Bandit (Good Garbage)