Call the D Team

Last year a crack commando team was sentenced to a cage by a military court for a crime they did not commit. These dogs promptly escaped from a maximum security kennel to the underground (yes, they like to dig holes). Today still wanted by Animal Control, they survive as huskys of fortune. If you have a problem.....if no one else can help....if you can find them, maybe you can hire the D Team. (D Team stands for Demon Flash Bandit Team). Just don't ask them to pull you on a sled. They are too tired. Dog do Dog Do Dog Ruff. Bark Bark Ruff, Dog Howl (that is the theme music that plays after the narration).

Meet the D Team which is similar to the A Team that used to be on television. There is Demon Flash Bandit as Hannibal....because Demon is the lead dog. Then there is Face also portrayed by Demon Flash Bandit because I am one handsome dog. B.A. (Bad Attitude) Barracus is played by Demon Flash Bandit because sometimes I do have a bad attitude particularly when Angel Zoom Smokey takes something of mine. Last but not least is Howling Mad Murdoch also played by Demon Flash Bandit because I like to howl and sometimes I get howling mad. Hey, if Eddie Murphy can play 5,000 characters in one movie, then I can too. I am far more talented then him.

I have a comment to make on this whole Weinergate thing. Representative Weiner will no longer be a representative. I'm not saying that his tweeting was right. In fact, you have to be very careful when dealing with birds (and everyone knows that the Twitter symbol is a bird). However, from this dog's observation, I think the people in the United States would be better off if more of their representatives were harmlessly tweeting photos of themselves instead of robbing the treasury and not watching out for their constituents. If I were a representative, I would be watching the big corporations which are ripping off the normal people. In fact, I would venture a guess that they are the ones who make sure that "scandals" get so much attention so no one will be watching them and their lobbyists.

I hope everyone has a nice weekend.

Demon Flash Bandit (Leader of the D Team)

I'm a Rap Dogg

Last night I was sitting around watching television when I had one of my brilliant ideas. I could tell it was a true work of genius because I could see that light bulb over my head that always shows up when an idea is of genius quality. I have been wondering if I there is a career path I should be following, and that is when the idea arrived. I should be a rapper. My name is Demon Flash Bandit. Although I am a sweet dog, and the name is a ironic, Demon is still a great name for a rapper. Bandit is also a wonderful name since it implies that I steal stuff. I mostly steal hearts, and that brownie Mommy had in her hand last week, but in the entertainment industry, you don't have to stick with facts. When Mommy and Jeff went to the Star Trek convention in Las Vegas a few years ago, Angel Zoom Smokey and myself were left in a kennel, which is doggy jail so I have street credibility due to my incarceration in the kennel. I live about 2 hours from Detroit so I can talk about my life on the streets of Detroit. I realize that the streets of Howell aren't exactly the same, but Howell has its share of low lifes too. For example, there is a coyote that lives in the neighborhood. I think he is a drug dealer because he is always hiding so I'm assuming he is wanted by the police. I know that you can't always listen to rumors, but the beavers and the feral cats are not fond of him, and they keep hoping the police will drag him to coyote jail. I have not had the heart to tell them that I think this area isn't that hard on crime because there is a special jail that coyotes like him can go to, and it is kind of easy time if you ask me. To make the animals feel better, they don't even call it prison--it is called the Howell Nature Center. Humans make sure the animals there are fed and taken care of. I personally think you should be tougher on criminals, but sometimes the justice system is just too lax.



I'm sure by now you understand why I would be such a convincing rap star. I would probably be close pals with Snoop Dogg since he is also a Dogg, and I have to give the humans in rap credit for complimenting each other by calling each other dogs. If you ask me, that is the ultimate compliment a human can receive. Like Snoop Dogg, I would also be willing to be in movies as long as the pay is good.



I've even written some rap songs which will be released soon since I have already signed a contract with a recording company. Look for them on the Great Dane label.

1. Dog in the Hood
2. That Bitch was Best of her Breed
3. Dealing With The Hu-MAN
4. Don't Mess with my Food.
5. Keep Your Paws off My Bone

I am going to be a busy dogg once I start touring, but I will continue to keep my fans updated on my latest activities with this blog.

Demon Flash Bandit (Future Rap Star)