I am pleased to announce that my mom is better so I am back on the campaign trail. Just as I predicted, my trail has been infiltrated by birds, squirrels, and chipmunks. Of course, they are no match for me. I chased all of the varmints out of my way.
There is one candidate who thinks the United States is no longer a great country. He is wrong. I say that this is a great country, and that is taking into account that this country has been run by humans. Just imagine how wonderful this country would be with a dog in charge!
I will assure my fellow citizens that there will be no bird takeover on my watch. Remember, vote for Demon Flash Bandit!
Demon Flash Bandit (Presidential Candidate)