Mom had a few snags in her dialysis. The Dr. had to replace the tube 4 times. The others quit working so she had 5 days without dialysis. I, being the magnanimous dog I am, told her to rest and type my blog when she feels better. I know this encourages laziness in humans, but sometimes I spoil them because I love them.
The real problem is the doctors they see. I go to a specialist because a doctor has to specialize to treat dogs because we are special. Besides, my doctor gives me treats. My mom's doctor does not! I know because I smelled her breath, and I have never smelled a milkbone or bacon when she comes home.
I hope you caught my appearance in the presidential debate. I hate to brag, but I was pawsome. All the polls said I won. I got so tired of being interrupted by Trump. Did he learn no manners from his momma dog? Obviously, my mama dog did a good job teaching me manners because I am a very polite dog. Some people did not see me on the debate because birds infiltrated the system. I hope this problem will be fixed before the next debate. I might add that the audience that were able to watch me said I looked very presidential.
Demon Flash Bandit (Debate Winner)