Debate Winner

Mom had a few snags in her dialysis.  The Dr. had to replace the tube 4 times.  The others quit working so she had 5 days without dialysis.  I, being the magnanimous dog I am, told her to rest and type my blog when she feels better.  I know this encourages laziness in humans, but sometimes I spoil them because I love them.

The real problem is the doctors they see.  I go to a specialist because a doctor has to specialize to treat dogs because we are special.  Besides, my doctor gives me treats.  My mom's doctor does not!  I know because I smelled her breath, and I have never smelled a milkbone or bacon when she comes home.

I hope you caught my appearance in the presidential debate.  I hate to brag, but I was pawsome.  All the polls said I won.  I got so tired of being interrupted by Trump. Did he learn no manners from his momma dog?   Obviously, my mama dog did a good job teaching me manners because I am a very polite dog.  Some people did not see me on the debate because birds infiltrated the system. I hope this problem will be fixed before the next debate.  I might add that the audience that were able to watch me said I looked very presidential.

Demon Flash Bandit (Debate Winner)

War on Birds

I am pleased to announce that my mom is better so I am back on the campaign trail.  Just as I predicted, my trail has been infiltrated by birds, squirrels, and chipmunks. Of course, they are no match for me. I chased all of the varmints out of my way.

There is one candidate who thinks the United States is no longer a great country.  He is wrong. I say that this is a great country, and that is taking into account that this country has been run by humans.   Just imagine how wonderful this country would be with a dog in charge!

I will assure my fellow citizens that there will be no bird takeover on my watch.  Remember, vote for Demon Flash Bandit!

Demon Flash Bandit (Presidential Candidate)

Mom is Better with Dialysis

I am pleased to write that Mommy is improving.  Thanks for the prayers, the power of the paws, and the good wishes.  Mommy is now on dialysis.  I hope she will be back with Angel and myself as soon as possible.

Meanwhile, I am in charge of the household.   My brothers respect my authority, but Angel Zoom Smokey does not.    If she doesn't get with the program, I am going to report her as a bad dog to Santa Paws. It is tough being in charge.

Demon Flash Bandit (Lead Dog)