Today. I write my blog with a heavy heart. I love my humans. And I have taken great pride in my human obedience training methods. Usually, they are good humans who do what I command. I have even considered writing a book on the subject so that other dogs will also have well trained humans. I know that humans have limits on what they can learn, but a well trained human will seldom embarrass their dog master. I know all my readers will understand my frustration when I discovered that my humom had ordered a cute little house meant for a bird from Amazon. I had to do something because, if she put it outside, a bird would move in. I would be laughed at by every dog in the area. I had to take drastic measures to protect my reputation.do I started chewing on it. Being a dog is hard work!
Demon Flash Bandit (Trainer)