I know my readers are interested in my view of my opponents in the next presidential election. Today, I am going to discuss one of the Repblican candidates: Donald Duck,
oh yeah, Trump. I am not convinced that a bird would be a better leader than a human, but a lead dog is obviously the best choice.
He says it his real hair, but I say if it is real (and I have my doubts), he is suffering from a severe case of squirrel head. I'm sure that everyone agrees that hair is one of the most important qualities that we look for in a presidential candidate. Do we want a president who runs in front of cars or collects acorns instead of running the country? I think not!! Nut growers could bribe him with pecans and cashews. The territor Don breed representatives are very worried about the whole squirrel thing. I bet Trump doesn't have a pet dog so who would help him make the big decisions? The Secretary of State would be replaced with a squirrel groomer.
My fur is gorgeous and I am wearing my real tail--.not a squirrel tail! A vote for me is a vote for a handsome president who would look good on television.
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