I have decided to discuss one of my favorite hobbies today. That hobby is napping. I took up the hobby as a puppy because it is something I truly enjoy doing. I can nap for 2 hours, wake up and be ready to nap again. Why is napping such an interesting hobby? It is an interesting hobby because a dog can do anything while napping---go to a fast food drive-thru, pull a sled in a lovely blizzard or even nap. How can a dog do all this while napping? It is called dreaming. The best thing about dreaming is that a dog can't get hurt no matter how dangerous the activity, and a dog always wakes up feeling refreshed no matter how hard the dog has worked in the dream. When I'm awake, I like to daydream. Sometimes if you don't have a dingo bone to chew on, day dreaming about one is the next best thing. However, in the case of dingo bones, I think it is better to have one than to dream about having one.
Demon Flash Bandit (My Hobby)