Food Can Be Delivered

I have an amazing discovery to share with the dogs reading this.  Did you know that you can order sandwiches from a place called Jimmy Johns and they will bring the sandwiches right to a dog's door?  I know it sounds too good to be true, but it is true.  We have a location near our house, and they delivere sandwiches to the humans, and all the humans had to do was call and order.You can also order on-line so I have been deciding whether it would be easier for me to order via the Internet or over the telephone.  I don't think there is any limit on the amount of sandwiches you can order, but they do expect some of that paper stuff the humans call money.  They also take the plastic money so just get that plastic card out of your human's wallet.  I'm sure they won't mind.  The humans know we need food to eat, and if you order it yourself, it keeps the humans from having to bother with giving it to us.  Be sure and pay extra to order bacon with each sandwich.  Bacon always makes everything better, but I don't need to tell my dog pals that!

Demon Flash Bandit (Food Delivery)