Today I have a new conspiracy theory to share with my readers which involves 2 television shows: Pysch and Spongebob Squarepants. One item that is in every Pysch show is a pineapple, and Spongebob Squarepants lives in a pineapple under the sea. This dog does not think that the pineapple's prominent position in both shows is a coincidence. Stores sell pineapples to unsuspecting individuals who bring them home thinking that they are good to eat. Sure, some of them do get eaten, but what about the rest? My theory is that they each possess video equipment so that they can send the videos back to the producers of Pysch and Spongebob Squarepants. How do you think so many political candidates got caught doing things that were not good for their political careers? I would wager that if you checked their homes, there would be an innocent looking pineapple sitting in their fruit basket trying to get as much information as possible to send to the pineapple hotline which in turn sends it to the television networks. The next time you see a pineapple sitting on a desk, be careful what information you share because the detectives at Psych or Spongebob Squarepants could be listening,. The worst thing that can happen is if your information gets to that neighbor of Spongebob who is always grouchy. He passes the information onto spies from other countries with his clarinet solos. I would suggest you avoid pineapples, and avoid watching shows that include pineapples!
Demon Flsah Bandit (Watch Those Pineapples)