Although I did run for president, and we huskies are excellent rummers. I try not to write about politics, but some days it is impossible to avoid the subject. Besides, I am still annoyed that No Name cheated me out of my job. No name has posted a video of him wrestling with a human CNN. Really??? He is suggesting that it is okay to violently attack a reporter! His staff should give him a rawhide bone to chew, take the computer out of his paws, and lay him in his doggy bed. The puppy obviously needs a nap. He should not be allowed near a computer. Humom and I have Twitter accounts, but we seldom use them. It has a bird as a mascot. I am sure my regular readers know that I don't trust birds. This world would be a better place if dogs ran the world. Even Angel Zoom Smokey treats other humans nicer than she treats me. She said the humans don't eat her donut holes.
I have one fact to add. My campaign slogan was Leading the Pact. No name's slogan was Making America Great Again.
America is s great country, but it is the people that made it great - not the president.
Demon Flash Bamdit
Monday, July 3, 2017
Sunday, July 2, 2017
Facebook: A Dog's Opinion
I meant to write yesterday, but humom was sick when she got home from dialysis. She slept most of the day. I won't wake her because she needed to sleep, and I am a good boy who loves my humom. Now I can inform my many readers what I am thinking about today. If a dog hasn't bothered to read their human friends status on Facebook I will share a couple. The names have been changed to protect the stupid.
Human 1 I am at the Walmart and I can't decide whether to buy an orange shirt or the red shirt, I will be wandering around the store all day. . Let me know what you think.
She bought the purple one.
Human 2. I rented a do it yourself septic cleaning truck. It did not go well. I recommend hiring a professional to do the job.
Did his friends need to read that status? I was disgusted and, keep in mind, I am a dog. I hope they didn't share photos. Oh no, I wrote too soon. They just poztrf photos. Time to get off Facebook?
One day I was visiting George the Gator in Florida, and he was on Facebook, but he called in a menu.
Yesterday Angel attacked me for no reason. The humans gave each of us a donut hole and it was delicious. Angel didn't eat hers so I ate it. She did not need to attack me. The humans would have given her another one. Angel suffers from narcisistic bitch disorder. I have to live with it because the humans have not taken her to a psychiatrist.
Demon Flash Bandit
Human 1 I am at the Walmart and I can't decide whether to buy an orange shirt or the red shirt, I will be wandering around the store all day. . Let me know what you think.
She bought the purple one.
Human 2. I rented a do it yourself septic cleaning truck. It did not go well. I recommend hiring a professional to do the job.
Did his friends need to read that status? I was disgusted and, keep in mind, I am a dog. I hope they didn't share photos. Oh no, I wrote too soon. They just poztrf photos. Time to get off Facebook?
One day I was visiting George the Gator in Florida, and he was on Facebook, but he called in a menu.
Yesterday Angel attacked me for no reason. The humans gave each of us a donut hole and it was delicious. Angel didn't eat hers so I ate it. She did not need to attack me. The humans would have given her another one. Angel suffers from narcisistic bitch disorder. I have to live with it because the humans have not taken her to a psychiatrist.
Demon Flash Bandit
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