Since my last blog entry, I have been a very busy dog. Humom bought Angel and myself a beef bone. Ask any dog: bones do not chew themselves so I have been busy working on my project. Chewing bones is one of my favorite hobbies. In fact, I have been watching over both bones because Angel didn't want hers. Yeah, it is strange, but she said she wanted me to have it.
I have an important announcement concerning humom. Earlier today, she had a snickerdoodle cookie in her hand, and it disappeared. I know it is hard to believe, but I saw it vanish with my own blue eyes. If any of my readers know a magical talent agent, let me know so the agent can sign a contract with humom. She should be booked into Las Vegas. I am willing to appear with her for morale support. I would be the eye candy for the audience. Besides, that is my favorite magic trick!
Demon Flash Bandit (Assistant)